Posted by: jenefur | April 4, 2008

Funny Searching

Here are the latest crazy terms people are using to be directed to my site:

  1. why do women have skid marks/are skid marks the biggest challenge of /picture of skid mark in underware -Wow, quite the fascination with skidmarks!!
  2. diarrhea after eating at spaghetti factory -I’ve only had it after Olive Garden
  3. what should i do if i swallow my crown? -Don’t try to save it, as some people have suggested to me.  The cost of a new crown is ALWAYS better than putting the old one back in after it comes out the ‘other’ end.
  4. sister in law pictures caught in the bed -Don’t really know what to say about that!
  5. lost 10 pounds from milk of magnesia – Yikes!
  6. daughter wont grow up 26 yr – An all too common problem, I think.
  7. blood trail – ??!!??
  8. darth vadar – see above
  9. breastfeeding her monkey – EWW
  10. nipples – Alrighty then!

Responses

  1. Weird…there must be some secret Olive Garden ingredient that causes this reaction. I avoid the place for the same reason.

    Maybe that has something to do with the skidmarks!

    Sadly, we haven’t been back since November when both my husband and I had Montezuma’s Revenge (and I was pregnant) after eating the Toscana soup.

  2. lol @ post. my “search bar” is also weird most days. sometimes i realllllly wonder about people. thankfully, you and i are *quite* sane.

    excuse me while i go off and google olive garden bloody star wars bowel discomfort.

    Gross!

  3. I think an episode of Sex and the City addressed skidmarks….came up when Miranda was doing Steve’s laundry. I refer to that show way too much.


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