Wednesday was the worst day being a parent thus far. Here is what my daughter put me through:
Picked up baby out of his swing and DROPPED him on my hardwood floors.
Ran around the grocery store picking fruit and eating it before I could catch her, taking flowers out of their bucket and spilling water all over the floor, running up and down the aisles, and getting into the cash register station next to our aisle.
Pouring a bottle of water out in our car.
Closing the door and locking me out of the house when I was getting the baby out of the car.
Next time I go to the store, I’m bringing duct tape with me.