Any of you with kids 2-6 know the little song Elmo sings at the end of Elmo’s World. He inserts the theme word into the Jingle Bells music and repeats just that word for the whole song.
So, we are potty training, and Katie went to the bathroom all by herself.
Me: Yay! Let me wipe your butt.
K: I already did.
Me: Let me do it so you don’t get skidmarks on your pretty new underwear.
K: Okay Mom.
K: Skid-Skid Mark! Skid-Skid Mark! Skid Skid Skid Skid MARRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKK! (to the above named tune)
I about busted a gut.